You are currently participating in the easiest psychological test in human history. The instructions are to buy exactly $1.00 of this token. That is it. Nothing more. Nothing less.
But we know you. We know your brain is completely broken by the trenches. You are physically incapable of following simple directions.
You see a green candle moving on a chart, and suddenly your heart rate spikes. You panic. You forget the rules. Instead of buying your little dollar, you slam $200 into the liquidity pool because you think this is your ticket out of here.
IF YOU BUY MORE THAN $1.00, WE SINCERELY THANK YOU FOR PUMPING OUR BAGS, BUT YOU ARE SCIENTIFICALLY A CLOWN.If you actually manage to buy exactly $1.00 and stop there, congratulations. You have the iron-clad discipline required to run an entire building by yourself. You are a beacon of self-control in a sea of impulsive gamblers.
This is a test of human greed. The moment the market cap hits $69,000, the experiment concludes. Will we get there one dollar at a time, or will you greedy whales ruin the math?
I PROMISE TO ONLY SPEND $1.00 FOLLOW THE EXPERIMENT ON X (@thereal1EXP)Don't want to be late to the next banger? Drop your email. We only email you 5 minutes before we deploy a new contract.